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Unenlightened Diet Frappacino |
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Written by Kate Crash
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Monday, 21 July 2008 |
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 You can find more about Kate Crash here.
I am thirteen
The toothbrush's down my throat
And I have nothing to say
To my father, to my friends, but where's the escape?
When did I learn to express failure this way?
When did love become so strange[r]
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Conrad Romo
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Sunday, 20 July 2008 |
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Conrad Romo can also be found here. His series on Scientology can be read here  Before Gordon Gekko, the general public never heard of the The Art of War, by Sun Tzu. The movie Wall Street came out in ’87. I read the book in ’73 as part of my sales training. I was told about the book by an Sea Org member, who would become one of my mentors. When he was Scientology staff, he used to be a recruiter, the guy that would get people to commit to billion-year contracts.
When he wasn’t recruiting, he was a reg, the guy that sold Scientology services. He told me that The Art of War was standard reading material for members of the GO, which then was like the CIA of the Church. Now it’s almost cliché to hear someone in a film or TV quote The Art of War. You’ve heard it in the Sopranos, Star Trek, 30 Something, Ghost Dog, Passenger 57, The Rock, Die Another Day and Gigli to mention a few, but it was course material for many Scientologists since the late 60’s. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Good Girls vs. Bad Grrrls |
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Written by Dave Crackpot
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Saturday, 05 July 2008 |
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 It was announced today that Elaine Youngs and Nicole Branagh have clinched the number 2 spot for the U.S. Olympic Beach Volleyball Team.
Now, I really don’t have anything against these two. Branagh has been a spitfire all season. EY has been EY; fearless, fierce and simply the hardest working woman in all of Pro-Beach Volleyball. They’ve earned it. The combustion between these two is enough for a hundred beach weenie roasts.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Bush Praises Father of The AIDS Crisis |
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Written by Dave Howard
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Saturday, 05 July 2008 |
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 “Jesse Helms was a kind, decent and humble man and a passionate defender of what he called ‘the Miracle of America.’ So it is fitting that this great patriot left us on the Fourth of July”- President Bush
While we all know that this president doesn’t have the best grasp on history, does he not even remember the 80’s? |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Kate Crash
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Thursday, 26 June 2008 |
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Kate Crash can also be read here . She will also be reading live at Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles, Sunday night at 6:00! $5  "You can tell, she was bred to be beautiful and full of sorrow." That is what she would whisper to me about girls like me, desperate for attention and neon lights and rich boys and fast times with screaming hearts and never quiet minds.
"But in the end," she says to me as she turns her white head from the window's sunset and onto some distant part of her past somewhere behind my left shoulder where life might start over, somewhere she can't track
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 23 June 2008 |
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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Friday Afternoon Goof Off-- Congress Style |
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Written by Crackpot
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Sunday, 22 June 2008 |
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Friday afternoon is prime goof-off time at any work place. You check your Facebook and MySpace. You make final arrangements for your weekend pet projects. You can make a Youtube video bashing your co-workers and then broadcast it on Cspan. Whaaaa? Thaddeus McCotter (R-Mich), did just that. Because the party who promises "unity" actually used the House Floor to promote division in the workplace and in Congress. Armed with a ruler and some charts he rips off an Ann Coulter bit "What Democrats Really Mean." Without half of the wit. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Music
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Swiped from Max Eider's My Space page. Max Eider (formerly of THE JAZZ BUTCHER) has released a new album "Back in the Bedroom." . Apparently it has been quite a magnificent effort on the part of Pokerback to simply get Max to finish the damn thing. The mind raping motivational skills of this man is what made him the music savant of England. The good news is IT ROCKS! We at Crackpot Press are drenched in our own carefully basted juices that the Eider sound is back up off the pub floor. His producer, Augustus Pokerback, shares his five step plan in album marketing
EIDER RELEASE SHOCK: POKERBACK HAILS ’MAGNIFICENT ACHIEVEMENT’ The music world was stunned today when Augustus Pokerback, Supremo of Tundraducks Records, finally announced the release of Max Eider's new album, Back in the Bedroom. The album is available in CD and download formats from a completely redesigned maxeider.com and other quality online outlets. 'It's a magnificent achievement,' Pokerback said. 'Though I can't take all the credit myself, of course. My home help has been most accommodating.'
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FLIX
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I have often thrown around the phrase “God writes lousy theater.” CRAZY LOVE is a rare exception to this rule. Touching and more than just a little creepy, the Sundance fave is a well made doc that pretty much everyone can relate too. With revenge fantasy shows like EX-WIVES CLUB showing up this summer,. CRAZY LOVE may find an audience if marketed to the mainstream. |
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FICTION
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Despite the weather, L.A. is often a chilly, brisk town. It’s strictly divided between the haves and the have nots and it’s hard to keep to pace with everything that is changing about you. God forbid should you talk to your neighbors. For the most part, people stick to their neighborhoods and cower behind locked doors. Friday was my first day off in a while.. It was an errands-palooza kinda day. I drove over to the west side for a Doctor’s appointment and brought some early lunch to a friend recovering from a gimpy leg. He asked me if I wanted to catch a flick, but, no, it was my first day off in a while and I had stuff to do. Wanted to get some writing done.. needed a car wash.. I’ve been real busy and wanted to tackle those loads upon loads of laundry (ah-hah! That’s where that smell has been coming from!) that had been piling up. This reminded me I was a week late in picking up my dry-cleaning and needed to get that before Subir hocked it. I needed some dishes out of the sink. Today, I’m NOT gonna be irresponsible. Got shit to do. Today I am laundry doin, dry cleaning picking up, crazy bitch with a dish cloth, mad ass duster, closet organizing, Armor Alling freak. By the end of the day, everything that had slid since the first of the year was going to be done. So I skip out around noon or so, proud of myself that I was sticking to my day off schedule. Traffic was moving great up the Sepulveda Pass, and I screech on the breaks. And stopped. |
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OPINION
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RAW STORY has gone out with a tale that Condi might in fact be gay . According to the article, she has owned a home and a line of a credit with one Randy Bean. Randy is a fellow Stanford-ite. If you know this part of the country.. houses are ridiculously expensive. So a roommate on a home purchase is not uncommon. Especially one that you won’t be spending much time in. Sharing a line of credit can be needed to purchase a home, so again not necessarily a pink flag. . I saw an interview with Nathan Lane once. He was asked if he was gay. His answer “I’m over 40, I’m single, I love musical theater. Call it what you want.” So, let’s analyze Randy Bean’s bio, strictly based on stereotypes. I have highlighted some hot girl-on-girl keywords. |
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FACT
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Well isn't this awkward? “Blogs for Bush ” has been a blog that I have been repeatedly abuse on and censored from. So it is with great joy that I report that BLOGS FOR BUSH is no MORE! Facing falling ratings that seem to coincide with their President’s popularity, BLOGS FOR BUSH is folding into a new blog. What do you do when your blog champions an unpopular president and takes a face plant? Take a page from the Rove/Cheney play book and simply change the name! |
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Schweet Schwag
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