With the election of Scott Brown and the failure of Air America the progressive movement is dead. It's on all the news channels... even MSNBC!
Air America went under for the same reason why Martha Oakley's campaign failed. They were arrogant. They assumed folks would want to hear the truth. With Fox News polling as the most trusted news source in America, people want to hear what they want to hear.
Editor’s Note: I am always open to submissions. Ten years ago, I got this piece from a young Ted Haggard and I didn’t return his emails because, quite frankly, he creeped me out. I totally forgot about it. However, I stumbled across this piece while cleaning out my inbox. Since he’s famous, and I am not, I decided to finally run it.
Last year, I was committed to Homosexual Rehab by my Father Pastor Bil and my mother, Mary Jessica . It all stems from an incident at someplace called “Trunks” (Jimmy call me, you will be thrilled with my progress…you were right about everything that night! Big hug!). But, frankly, my mother found underpants that didn’t have my name stitched it in the next day.
Thank goodness they did this for me. Homosexual Rehab Camp was FABULOUS.
We’ve all had “The Crappy Gig.” In fact, many of us now long for those minimum wage jobs we had as a teenager. At the time, us Burger Flippin’, Lazy Bookstoreclerkin’, Kite Store Gurus were empowered. For the first time in our lives we were making our own cash.
Yet, at same time, these are considered the crappiest gigs of all. But how crappy were they really?
Not sure how I feel about this. Inititally it comes off a little too self serving for the actors. I have always had a problem with actors trying to portray the beats. They tend to portray legends rather than real people.
Congratulations Conan! You are now among the 10% of us Americans on unemployment. Like me, you are in Los Angeles, a mighty #4 in the nation behind Detroit, Miami, and our odd cousin to the south, Riverside. Befriend me on Linked In (I'll give you a reccomendation) and here are some tips to make your unemployment more un-unpleasant.
As one of the unemployed, I champion your nightly vitriolic rant against "the man." I would have loved to rake my former idiot boss over the coals to millions of folks. That's awesome. The 35 million of us without jobs all stand up and cheer. You are entitled to bitch this week. Your letter on Tuesday was the most perfectly crafted "shit sandwich" I have ever read. That's a good thing.
BITCH SLAP, brought to you by Herucles and Xena vets Eric Gruendemann and Rick Jacobson, is a helluva low-budget ride. This boobs a-blazing nihilistic action-comedy embraces the genius of Russ Meyer then takes it into the 21st century with hysterically cheap green screen effects and razor tongued dialogue that would make Quentin Tarrantino blush. It also boasts costumes a certain editor-in-chief would covet. It's in theaters and on VOD.
"At the heart of every blogger is a nude, fat man eating cookie dough."- Mark Twain
Greetings to thee, faithful blog friend. It is I, a Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough, filling you in on the latest gossip from the Barca-Lounger.
Mother has just left for the Hospice Shoppe, so I am now unencumbered by my sheet. Propriety reign in this home. I am a nudist, but I am a nudist who gives thought to those close to him, my Mother especially. She finds my lifestyle appalling, but we have reached a détente. If I am to help around the home, per our agreement, she MUST respect my needs as a committed sensualist and free spirit. My danglies are my pride, along with my cats.
My dangly nethers are resting comfortably on the cool of the leatherette cushion, and I am as comfortable as a dauphin posing for some dank Flemish ponce.
daddy was dead & i liked being used I shoulda probly taken a shower Rinse off the fog I drew on invisibility & youth & barrel gun'd eeyes that mirrored only dice & worlds of ice & rust & sweet white dust & tattooed drums
On New Year's Eve check out Kate Crash headlining the Bondage Ball at Boardners. Kate has one of the most fun and electric live shows to come out of the LA scene in recent memory.
You may have found me laying in caves of indifference Among the news telecasts and miniature oil rigs You may have thought to have said something But there was so much to look at
Violet Leighton's first career choice was to become a nun. Not surprising, as most Catholic girls have reported wanting to join up with the penguins at one time or another. Some say it is because of a closeness to God. For others it has to do with the Maria Von Trapp fantasy, the Cinderella complex for Catholic girls.
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Rain Concert 
DEAR GOD! Has anyone else heard? 
Editor’s Note: I am always open to submissions. Ten years ago, I got this piece from a 
We’ve all had “The Crappy Gig.” In fact, many of us now long for those minimum wage jobs we had as a teenager. At the time, us Burger Flippin’, Lazy Bookstoreclerkin’, Kite Store Gurus were empowered. For the first time in our lives we were making our own cash.
Congratulations Conan! You are now among the 10% of us Americans on unemployment. Like me, you are in Los Angeles, a mighty #4 in the nation behind Detroit, Miami, and our odd cousin to the south, Riverside. 
BITCH SLAP, brought to you by Herucles and Xena vets Eric Gruendemann and Rick Jacobson, is a helluva low-budget ride. This boobs a-blazing nihilistic action-comedy embraces the genius of Russ Meyer then takes it into the 21st century with hysterically cheap green screen effects and razor tongued dialogue that would make Quentin Tarrantino blush. It also boasts costumes a certain 
"At the heart of every blogger is a nude, fat man eating cookie dough."- Mark Twain
daddy was dead & i liked being used
On New Year's Eve check out Kate Crash headlining the
Violet Leighton's first career choice was to become a nun. Not surprising, as most Catholic girls have reported wanting to join up with the penguins at one time or another. Some say it is because of a closeness to God. For others it has to do with the Maria Von Trapp fantasy, the Cinderella complex for Catholic girls.
