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MEDIA LIFE: JACK MCCALLISTER by KAREN |
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used around Wednesday nights at 9pm. Jack is the perfect man. I even like his name. Jack and Karen McCallister. (See, that’s a last name that I’d willingly take. Otherwise I’ll stick to my own, thanks.) But Jack…what’s this with you and Courtney? I mean, she’s a nice girl and all, but those teeth. What happened to Kate? Did she get a new show? I know she had her own issues, but I liked her. And she’s a redhead like me.
Shepard. The best new show everyone is watching is “Grey’s Anatomy.” Hello Dr. McDreamy. A surgeon, he’s witty, he’s smart, and he’s clearly good in bed. Come here and operate on this, Doc! Karen McCallister Shepard. In the meantime, I like Meredith. She acts a little too impulsively sometimes, but for the most part, I like her. I approve. Go ahead and play with her for a while. |
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And, since we’re discussing Tuesday night TV, let’s get back to one of my favorite topics, “The Gilmore Girls.” Rory, dump Logan. He’s bad news. But I do have to say that I think his dad is probably right – you don’t have what it takes to be an investigative reporter. I’m not saying that you’re not a good writer, but you just get flustered so easily, and I think you would do better in a more structured environment. You’re a good girl, and you hate roughing it. What ever made you think that you could be an investigative journalist? Be a culture critic. And Luke, ASK LORELEI TO MARRY YOU. I’m assuming that’s going to happen in next week’s episode. Hop to it. Make babies. You guys are perfect together. Anyone watch “Blind Justice” except me? [Sound of crickets] I thought not. I kinda That’s it for now. Karen out.
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While we’re on the subject of doctors, let’s talk about Dr. Gregory House. A curmudgeon with a heart of gold. Now, I wouldn’t want him, because …well, because I’m already married to Jack or Derek. But I tell ya, if I wasn’t married, I’d think about House. But right now House and I are just friends. So House, friend to friend, can I tell you something? Stay away from Dr. Cameron. She is lame. LAME. Seriously, you can do so much better. How about Cuddy? She’s sexy and smart and not so damn cocky like Cameron. Come on! Cameron was that idiot who sat in the corner of the library while she gazed longingly at the cool kids. Cuddy you just know was the Goth chick that didn’t give a damn and is actually shocked to realize that she works in administration. I see you flirting with her. I know I know, you still have feelings for Sela, but Sela Ward has said that she won’t do another TV show, so she can only be an arc. Go for Cuddy. She’d be much more fun. I mean, what in the hell would you talk to Cameron about? And how wildly inappropriate was it that she told everyone that you two were going on a date? . I hate her. I won’t be friends with you anymore if you date her.
like Jim Dunbar, although he has this weird, staccato way of speaking. Let’s be real about who the star of the show is though – Marisol Nichols. I just love Detective Karen Bettancourt. Now Jim, I think your wife is a nice lady, and she’s real pretty. But let’s face it - you’re marriage is over. I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did. You’re a homicide detective and she’s a writer for an upscale woman’s magazine. What the hell do you guys talk about? Look at what’s right in front of you! (Okay, I guess that was mean.) But Karen is great. She’s smart and beautiful and tough, and you two have serious chemistry together. She likes you! Plus you’re both detectives and could talk shop all the time. This is perfect. Please consider it.
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