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1. Foshizzle This!
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Karen can also be read at Industry Nexus. I’m white. Deal with it. Don’t “Shizzle,”  "Dawg” or “WestSIIIIIDE!” me and expect me to have any idea what you’re talking about. Yes, my whiteness is “adorable,” ...
Karen Woodward can also be read at Industry Nexus.   Hall of Fame! As the new fall TV shows premiere/return, it’s long past due to visit the Showkillers list made up of actors who successfully ...
... team and believed that we would take over the planet. At that time John Brodie, the quarterback from the San Francisco 49ers, was beating up on my Rams and Karen Black was one of the hottest actresses ...
4. Thanking the Academy
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“…And the winner is….” Big, knowing smile from presenter Clint Eastwood. “Karen Crackpot!” Oh my god. I won. I won an Academy Award.  I was the underdog, no one expected me to win. It was a wonder I was ...
5. TV Pet Peeves
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... where I would have plenty of free time, never have a bad back, and could always find my cell phone. Now, if only I could get a casting director.   Read more Karen at primetimetv.suite101.com, ...
... be less dangerous than Juliet. Nothing concrete, just a feeling. Desmond is, like, Jesus or something. February seems very, very far away... Karen: Holy. Shit. I was screaming at the end. I was a little ...
7. BACK, SHOWKILLER!
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... issue: Movie Actors Who Kill Shows. But I'll save that for another time. Karen Woodward can also be read at suite101.primetimetv.com, and Hollywoodmomentum.com.  ...
... I was welcomed back with open arms, a special “K-Mart” (a Manhattan Maker’s Mart. Made by Karen. get it.?), a bar of Coast and a garden hose hooked up in the back. A garden hose never felt so good. Crackpot ...
9. Dear Emmy Elders:
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... truly feel that I could help you. Talk soon. Sincerely,   Karen Crackpot  ...
10. Karen on
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Previosuly on Crackpot Press Karen on Writing For Money  ...
11. Jake
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Previously on Crackpot Press  Jake McCallister
12. The one where
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Previously on Crackpot Press:  The One where the Boyfriend Finds Out: Karen's (real life)  boyfriend finds out about her passionate love affair with fictional characters.   ...
13. Lost Boyfriend
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Previously on Crackpot Pres  Media Life: Dos Juevos  In which Karen gets lusty with fictional TV characters.  ...
14. Olympics
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Previously on Crackpot Press Karen at the Olympics    ...

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TEAM CRACKPOT (ED NOTE: I call them that, they don't) has finally taken their well deserved positions as Queens of the Beach.

Jen Kessy and April Ross have been kicking ass around the world. Everywhere, that is, except at home in the USA. What better way to get their first California Tournament win than by taking down Misty May and Nicole Branagh?

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FACT

No More Boobs For California





You can become a fan of Californians For Less Sucky Candidates For Governor here.

California is getting a new governor. Here's the problem. Of the four major candidates (okay, three are major) there is not a single one that doesn't suck. Is it really too much to ask for to have one stinking candidate that doesn't have the "suck factor?" We're the fricking EIGHTH biggest economy in the world!

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FLIX

The Good Heart

So seeing Brendan Frasier wrestle it out with CGI cutesies is not your thing? Why not try a movie with the new thing called "acting" in it?

Check out "The Good Heart" a new indie drama starring Brian Cox and Paul Dano is a small piece of filmmaking that feels like a play. Strong performances abound in this tightly woven drama about a mentor and his student.

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OPINION

Enough with the WHINING!

Rick Perry Is anyone just getting tired of hearing the whining of right wing? This whole victimization rap is getting really old. It's as if the GOP is a beauty queen who got caught with her dildo in her hand and now actually has to work for living. Then she discovers she has no talents outside of the home video realm. They  can't even take some ribbing from the MUPPETS.

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FICTION

Memorable Abuse from Strangers

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A one-eyed, speed freak biker crossing the street in my home town. I was probably six. Naturally I gawped at him.

Quote (said in extremely loud, guttural roar): “Quit eyeballin’ me, you little shit.”

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