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A Message From John Cusack

Written by John Cusack

Here is a message from John Cusack. Go see his movie WAR, INC!

3 NEW CITIES COMING---- BECAUSE OF YOU!--- IT'S WORKING!

now we step it up!

Remember that war inc is an interactive film experience— so lets remember these simple reminders!

Every time Hauser shoots’s hot sauce— SO SHOULD YOU.

!

bring different kinds of hot sauce and PASS THEM AROUND...!

or DRINK HARD LIQUOR if you can smuggle it into the theater..!

when Dan ackroyd comes on screen as dick Cheney make
sure you PELT EACH OTHER WITH TOILET PAPER because after all we are in a world of shit.

!

When hauser arrives at the emerald city and ray davies sings “the tourist” ...get your monopoly money ready and when ray davies sings “money money “ —SO SHOULD YOU!... THEN THROW YOUR MONEY IN THE AIR---AWAY— A TAMERLANE EMPLOYEE WILL COLLECT IT LATER...it will go directly to the vice president.

SING ALONG WITH YONNICCA— here are the words...!

BLOW YOU UP

You say you want to invade me baby

You say you want to enslave me baby

I want to blow you up

You say you want to free me baby

But you can not even see me baby

I want to blow you up

I want to blow you sky high

Hi, goodbye

I want to blow you, blow you, blow you, blow you up

You want to occupy my heart and soul

A black widow in a spider hole

I want to blow you up

I want to blow you down a street called pain

And then I’ll blow you up and down again

I want to blow you, blow you, blow you, blow you up

Hey Hey Hey

Hi Hi Hi

You’re not my kind of guy

I’ll blow you sky high

Hey Hey Hey

Hi Hi

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hi!

when Hauser vomit’s SO SHOULD YOU! bring the proper receptacle!

Whenever Marsha Dylan comes on screen— SCREAM QUICKLY (OR SCREAM WHORE) as if you were being attacked by a walrus ! ...then be quiet so he doesn’t come back.

When sir ben kingsley comes on yell “ CHICKEN HAWK ! “ like you were trying to scare a drunk walrus.

don’t worry about ruining the movie for others as it’s best to let these things out .

Bring scorpions and PUT THEM DOWN YOUR PANTS when yonnica does and moan with her!

make up NEW RULES and explain them to your friends!

someone get RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE to play outside the theater... Before or after the movie!

Bring IMPEACHMENT PETITIONS and sign them after the film...!

****** AND AN ADDED GENTLE SUGGESTION FROM MARK LEYNER CO-AUTHOR OF WAR INC.

******

Don't wear deoderant to the movie! Fuck self-loathing bourgeois grooming!

And fling your own feces at people who don't appear to be enjoying the
movie!!

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