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Unenlightened Diet Frappacino |
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Written by Kate Crash
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Monday, 21 July 2008 |
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 You can find more about Kate Crash here.
I am thirteen
The toothbrush's down my throat
And I have nothing to say
To my father, to my friends, but where's the escape?
When did I learn to express failure this way?
When did love become so strange[r]
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Conrad Romo
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Sunday, 20 July 2008 |
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Conrad Romo can also be found here. His series on Scientology can be read here  Before Gordon Gekko, the general public never heard of the The Art of War, by Sun Tzu. The movie Wall Street came out in ’87. I read the book in ’73 as part of my sales training. I was told about the book by an Sea Org member, who would become one of my mentors. When he was Scientology staff, he used to be a recruiter, the guy that would get people to commit to billion-year contracts.
When he wasn’t recruiting, he was a reg, the guy that sold Scientology services. He told me that The Art of War was standard reading material for members of the GO, which then was like the CIA of the Church. Now it’s almost cliché to hear someone in a film or TV quote The Art of War. You’ve heard it in the Sopranos, Star Trek, 30 Something, Ghost Dog, Passenger 57, The Rock, Die Another Day and Gigli to mention a few, but it was course material for many Scientologists since the late 60’s. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Good Girls vs. Bad Grrrls |
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Written by Dave Crackpot
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Saturday, 05 July 2008 |
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 It was announced today that Elaine Youngs and Nicole Branagh have clinched the number 2 spot for the U.S. Olympic Beach Volleyball Team.
Now, I really don’t have anything against these two. Branagh has been a spitfire all season. EY has been EY; fearless, fierce and simply the hardest working woman in all of Pro-Beach Volleyball. They’ve earned it. The combustion between these two is enough for a hundred beach weenie roasts.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Bush Praises Father of The AIDS Crisis |
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Written by Dave Howard
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Saturday, 05 July 2008 |
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 “Jesse Helms was a kind, decent and humble man and a passionate defender of what he called ‘the Miracle of America.’ So it is fitting that this great patriot left us on the Fourth of July”- President Bush
While we all know that this president doesn’t have the best grasp on history, does he not even remember the 80’s? |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Kate Crash
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Thursday, 26 June 2008 |
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Kate Crash can also be read here . She will also be reading live at Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles, Sunday night at 6:00! $5  "You can tell, she was bred to be beautiful and full of sorrow." That is what she would whisper to me about girls like me, desperate for attention and neon lights and rich boys and fast times with screaming hearts and never quiet minds.
"But in the end," she says to me as she turns her white head from the window's sunset and onto some distant part of her past somewhere behind my left shoulder where life might start over, somewhere she can't track
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 23 June 2008 |
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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Friday Afternoon Goof Off-- Congress Style |
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Written by Crackpot
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Sunday, 22 June 2008 |
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Friday afternoon is prime goof-off time at any work place. You check your Facebook and MySpace. You make final arrangements for your weekend pet projects. You can make a Youtube video bashing your co-workers and then broadcast it on Cspan. Whaaaa? Thaddeus McCotter (R-Mich), did just that. Because the party who promises "unity" actually used the House Floor to promote division in the workplace and in Congress. Armed with a ruler and some charts he rips off an Ann Coulter bit "What Democrats Really Mean." Without half of the wit. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
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Music
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In the mid-eighties, at the height of the Reagan-Thatcher era, there was a lot of earnest arena-protest music, U2, Peter Gabriel, Midnight Oil and the like. Tepid stuff, mostly, lyrics that most people would have a hard time arguing with...war is bad, racism is bad, poverty is bad, etc. Whatever nugget of anger that may have existed in the genesis of the song was so blanketed by studio wash that all you that came across was whining. But there was one voice that managed cut through the crap by being insensitive, funny and celebratory of sex, 'shrooms, and Bigfoot. That'd be MOJO FUCKING NIXON, of course -- no bullshit lyrics gibbered over some primitive ape-man rock and roll With one simple request , Mojo put it all back into perspective .
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FLIX
Who the FUCK came up with the phrase, "A must-see film!!!"? It's not even language.
What fascist impulse is driving the yahoo that uses this phrase. I don't have to must see anything, you ass. I got shit to do. |
FICTION
In a rustic house in a small village in Corsica Father Roland is administering the rite of exorcism. Jean, a boy of twelve, is levitating over his bed, shrouded in a funky purple orb of vicious hardcore evil.
Timothée, also twelve and a classmate of Jean’s, is assisting Father Roland. He’s tending to the thurible, keeping the incense stoked.)
Jean (sounding like Vincent Price): Sabbath Bloody Sabbath! Your mother knits socks that smell!
(Jean’s head does a full 360 revolution on his neck. Timothée pees.)
Father Roland: Oh, Demon! In the name of Christ, tell me your infernal name!
Jean: Blurb! Cthulhu! Blech! Bella Abzub!
(Several small black toads wiggle out of Jean’s armpit. Timothée pees again.)
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OPINION
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RAW STORY has gone out with a tale that Condi might in fact be gay . According to the article, she has owned a home and a line of a credit with one Randy Bean. Randy is a fellow Stanford-ite. If you know this part of the country.. houses are ridiculously expensive. So a roommate on a home purchase is not uncommon. Especially one that you won’t be spending much time in. Sharing a line of credit can be needed to purchase a home, so again not necessarily a pink flag. . I saw an interview with Nathan Lane once. He was asked if he was gay. His answer “I’m over 40, I’m single, I love musical theater. Call it what you want.” So, let’s analyze Randy Bean’s bio, strictly based on stereotypes. I have highlighted some hot girl-on-girl keywords. |
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FACT
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At Crackpot Press we don’t do gossipy shtick but this afternoon had an impact on me. On my somewhat daily voyage to the gym, a few cameramen were hanging out front. This happens from time to time because of the art house movie theater next door. High brow actors often premiere their passion projects there. But it’s one o’clock in the afternoon, who the hell has a premiere then? Juggling my backpack, power bar, water bottle, car keys and wallet I attempt to obtain a towel and validation. Instead I walk smack dab into Paris Hilton |
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Schweet Schwag
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